English

English is the world's stupidest language, spoken by around 375 million people natively, mostly in the Anglosphere, and around 1 billion people speak it as a second language. It is a Germanic language.

Why English is the global lingua franca
English is the global lingua franca because of the United States of America. The U.S spread its language around the globe and it is widely learned as a second language. Additionally, Spanish is increasingly becoming a important language as the number of native Spanish speakers has surpassed native English speakers.

Dialects of English
There are many dialects of English, and all of them (except for General American, General Canadian, General Australian, General New Zealander, and Received Pronunciation), are weird.


 * North American English
 * American English
 * Southern English
 * African American Vernacular English
 * Northern English
 * Boswash English
 * Western English
 * Midwestern English
 * Canadian English
 * Standard Canadian English
 * Atlantic English
 * Australasian English
 * Australian English
 * New Zealand English
 * British English